Thursday, May 8, 2008

Di Suatu Petang...

Dapat beli bulu
Dapat gam free
Aisehmenn... Yahoo!
Feeling puashati

Mundar mandir cari seluar
Masok kolong, keluar kolong
Hmm... Mahal naar...
Last-last dapat jugak - bawah payong

Nama dia Raju
Bukan Badrol
Dodol Mak Wan
Makan Dodol

Jalan-jalan cari makan
Mana nak pegi?
Dah makan, kembong bonsang
Carik batteri

Jalan sana, jalan sini
masok kedai keluar kedai
Dah time nak naik teksi
Kiss kiss salam salam goodbye

Dah lama tak buat keje gini
Feelingnya genuine sekali
Gerek giler rasa happy
Lain kali kita jumpa lagi

Tima kaseh
Tima kaseh
Daun keladi
Jangan serik
Jangan serik
Happy Happy

∟ ! Ž ǻ Ŗ ß

oh you calorie-free, luscious vanilla white chocolate sweetness...

oh how i you
you are warm and tender...
ever so gentle to me

although i was and will always be bashful
you never fail to make me feel smooth

i want you back
i'll go get you again

give me more
give me more
i like it
i like it

give me more of your peppermint too

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Come What May

Husband went dragonboat training in the morning.
Me slept in with Not.
When Husband got home,
"Let's Do Prata Dei!"

Had our usual crispy prata kosong at Holland.
To me it is the best in the ulagam.
Pekena pulak with aunty's chicken curry.
Fullamak! Power to the ma'...

We headdown to our usual lenggang lenggok area,
Holland V. Madang...
Nak pi jauh macam leceh gitu kan

Behtu, last minute,
Jom ah, pi Orchard Road, jan!

I thought haa... idea cantik boleh pi Times.
Before that, ada baik nyer susukan Not dulu
Masok Robinsons, terserempak ngan
Mak Busu, Yana & Akydd.

Gedebak Gedebuk Gedebish

Rezeki Not murah.
Terima kaseh Mak Busu & Family,
Not dapat rompers. Alhamdulillah
Yey!

Rilek-rilek kat McDonald's
Makan eskrim, minom air
Akydd dapat burger ramli
hee hee hee...

Pastu jalan sana, jalan sini
dapat skirt, dapat selipar ahmoi
itupon jadi.
Hepi... Tak hepi apa pulak...
Ungrateful

Last question,
"dari pihak kita, ayam 5 kilo cukop tak?"

Friday, May 2, 2008

Stoberri Sotkek Bluberri Pai

Terima kasih. Thank you.

Yes, Presiden Pai.

To you & your family, THANK YOU for the scrumpdumtious dinner!

Hip Hip Horay!!!

We truly appreciate your thoughtfulness & generosity.

InsyaAllah, next stop - MekDonerl... ikhlas dari Naib Presiden Yu.

Sepatah kata si NNPP - Pada hari penabalan (Bukan S Dhanabalan eh) jangan lupa bawak tanjak & keris untuk perasmian...

Lynn Skywalker VS Darth Vader

There I was rocking Not to sleep in his stroller and at the same time, sipping a hot tea on a Thursday afternoon, and was about to chomp on my meal when... Mr Silly (MS) just slumped himself on the armchair opposite mine...! Boy! Was I stupified! At the spur of the moment, I almost spilled my tea on my white linen bottom. I stared at him & I wondered eh-what-the-fiak???

Still dumbfounded, I couldn't quite react. I just sat there & stared at him.

He looked at me with a grin on his face, spread his legs, his hands clutching a plastic bag, he then lifted his right leg & put it on the armrest. YOUR MOTHER!!! This is too much!!!

MS: (with a lil' snigger) "you sit here alone?"

Me: (agitated) "why?!"

MS: "i sit here..."

Me: (damn flustered) "NO! You cannot sit here! what do you want?!"

(at this point he was looking at my food & he has got this silly smirk on his silly face)

Me: "You cannot sit here. I'm waiting for my husband"


Scratching himself silly, he left with a tch...

On my far left, there was an old man sitting on another armchair. I noticed there were two glasses of latte. He had a friend with him, I assumed his friend went to the restroom. Again, Mr Silly just sat himself on the armchair, spread his legs, his one hand clutching a plastic bag, lifted his right leg & put it on the armrest and guess what?! He helped himself to the latte!!!

Old man's gob was WIDE open so were his eyeballs... Flabbergasted, he looked at Mr Silly drinking his friend's latte. I probably didn't bat an eye, watching both of their actions. Old Man had his mouth opened for a while... What a pity... Surely, he was numbed... Shortly after, Old Man's friend arrived. They left & I saw him gesturing to his friend about Mr Silly.

Next, Mr Silly went to another set of armchairs - this time a guy was sitting there, reading his newspaper. Same thing, he sat himself on the armchair, spread his legs, one hand clutching a plastic bag, lifted his right leg & put it on the armrest...

OK, CONFIRMED! He's not of a sound mind lah...

I continued with my meal, Not is already fast asleep... THEN...

He came to me, fumbling with his plastic bag... He said...

MS: "you ah... why you no let me sit here?"

Me: "what do you want...?"

MS: "you ah...no good, you know..."

Me: "who are you and why you want to sit here? cannot lah!!!"

(I was miffed... annoyed oredi...)

He went on, rambling nonsense... I kept repeating "who are you" a few times...

He then said...

"I'm... I'm... I'm your father...!" He left, disappeared into thin air...

THAT'S IT!!! I can't help myself anymore...

I had a wide grin, looking silly laughing to myself...

Darth Vader... Darth Vader...