There I was rocking Not to sleep in his stroller and at the same time, sipping a hot tea on a Thursday afternoon, and was about to chomp on my meal when... Mr Silly (MS) just slumped himself on the armchair opposite mine...! Boy! Was I stupified! At the spur of the moment, I almost spilled my tea on my white linen bottom. I stared at him & I wondered eh-what-the-fiak???
Still dumbfounded, I couldn't quite react. I just sat there & stared at him.
He looked at me with a grin on his face, spread his legs, his hands clutching a plastic bag, he then lifted his right leg & put it on the armrest. YOUR MOTHER!!! This is too much!!!
MS: (with a lil' snigger) "you sit here alone?"
Me: (agitated) "why?!"
MS: "i sit here..."
Me: (damn flustered) "NO! You cannot sit here! what do you want?!"
(at this point he was looking at my food & he has got this silly smirk on his silly face)
Me: "You cannot sit here. I'm waiting for my husband"
Scratching himself silly, he left with a tch...
On my far left, there was an old man sitting on another armchair. I noticed there were two glasses of latte. He had a friend with him, I assumed his friend went to the restroom. Again, Mr Silly just sat himself on the armchair, spread his legs, his one hand clutching a plastic bag, lifted his right leg & put it on the armrest and guess what?! He helped himself to the latte!!!
Old man's gob was WIDE open so were his eyeballs... Flabbergasted, he looked at Mr Silly drinking his friend's latte. I probably didn't bat an eye, watching both of their actions. Old Man had his mouth opened for a while... What a pity... Surely, he was numbed... Shortly after, Old Man's friend arrived. They left & I saw him gesturing to his friend about Mr Silly.
Next, Mr Silly went to another set of armchairs - this time a guy was sitting there, reading his newspaper. Same thing, he sat himself on the armchair, spread his legs, one hand clutching a plastic bag, lifted his right leg & put it on the armrest...
OK, CONFIRMED! He's not of a sound mind lah...
I continued with my meal, Not is already fast asleep... THEN...
He came to me, fumbling with his plastic bag... He said...
MS: "you ah... why you no let me sit here?"
Me: "what do you want...?"
MS: "you ah...no good, you know..."
Me: "who are you and why you want to sit here? cannot lah!!!"
(I was miffed... annoyed oredi...)
He went on, rambling nonsense... I kept repeating "who are you" a few times...
He then said...
"I'm... I'm... I'm your father...!" He left, disappeared into thin air...
THAT'S IT!!! I can't help myself anymore...
I had a wide grin, looking silly laughing to myself...
Darth Vader... Darth Vader...
Still dumbfounded, I couldn't quite react. I just sat there & stared at him.
He looked at me with a grin on his face, spread his legs, his hands clutching a plastic bag, he then lifted his right leg & put it on the armrest. YOUR MOTHER!!! This is too much!!!
MS: (with a lil' snigger) "you sit here alone?"
Me: (agitated) "why?!"
MS: "i sit here..."
Me: (damn flustered) "NO! You cannot sit here! what do you want?!"
(at this point he was looking at my food & he has got this silly smirk on his silly face)
Me: "You cannot sit here. I'm waiting for my husband"
Scratching himself silly, he left with a tch...
On my far left, there was an old man sitting on another armchair. I noticed there were two glasses of latte. He had a friend with him, I assumed his friend went to the restroom. Again, Mr Silly just sat himself on the armchair, spread his legs, his one hand clutching a plastic bag, lifted his right leg & put it on the armrest and guess what?! He helped himself to the latte!!!
Old man's gob was WIDE open so were his eyeballs... Flabbergasted, he looked at Mr Silly drinking his friend's latte. I probably didn't bat an eye, watching both of their actions. Old Man had his mouth opened for a while... What a pity... Surely, he was numbed... Shortly after, Old Man's friend arrived. They left & I saw him gesturing to his friend about Mr Silly.
Next, Mr Silly went to another set of armchairs - this time a guy was sitting there, reading his newspaper. Same thing, he sat himself on the armchair, spread his legs, one hand clutching a plastic bag, lifted his right leg & put it on the armrest...
OK, CONFIRMED! He's not of a sound mind lah...
I continued with my meal, Not is already fast asleep... THEN...
He came to me, fumbling with his plastic bag... He said...
MS: "you ah... why you no let me sit here?"
Me: "what do you want...?"
MS: "you ah...no good, you know..."
Me: "who are you and why you want to sit here? cannot lah!!!"
(I was miffed... annoyed oredi...)
He went on, rambling nonsense... I kept repeating "who are you" a few times...
He then said...
"I'm... I'm... I'm your father...!" He left, disappeared into thin air...
THAT'S IT!!! I can't help myself anymore...
I had a wide grin, looking silly laughing to myself...
Darth Vader... Darth Vader...
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